I am on narcotics ...

For two weeks now. Good times. 

My main symptoms are soreness and stiffness. My back mostly. I joke that when I am at my worst, it looks like Frankenstein walking across the room. Actually, more like hunch back. We all knew I tended to slouch. Buy I am very concave.  Feeling and looking. The drugs help me sit up and release my shoulders. Who knew chronic back pain was the after party theme?

 

Back in the waiting room today.  For a couple 2 week follow up appointments. Overall i am doing well. I am starting to sleep. I shaved my own legs today. T M I? Too much information?!? I haven't had any one have to wipe my butt so far #worstfear. Oh, was that T M I?

The news of Khloe Kardashian hair color change is scrolling on the bottom of E! News a week ago.  That is enough to drive a gal to start writing again. Yes, "news" is debatable, of course. I just was flabbergasted that this was the number two entertainment story for the entire day.

I haven't felt like writing. Not even the Kardashians drove me back to the keyboard. Might be loss of focus from drugs or the great company at the house entertaining and loving me.

My sister Tina from California is currently doing a strategic analysis of my drug intake from our home medication ledger... She has deduced my pain level reduced when dad left town. : o.  Oh dad, you don't read this blog. We kid! We Kid! 

Oh, that was a knee slapper. Too bad it hurts to laugh hard!!

Prick.
Pin Prick that is
for testing blood thinner levels.