Tommy Boy Quotations - Episode II

"It's a weak trophy for all the hype it gets." Referring to the World Cup trophy. And ironically, how I feel about my forth coming scar.

Tom and Nelson made a trip to CVS together. We close in on little Nelson running through the store. Dad is struggling to see where he has ducked to. Nelson stops on the condom aisle. Takes a box of 24 Trojan ENZ off the shelf and yells to dad, "Get these!!!" And dad's deadpan reply, "We don't need those anymore."  Thinking to himself, we needed those 3 yrs ago, son.

Hey! Yo! Did you try the veal!? We'll be here allll week!

Tom and I have been talking about what I'll be like in recovery. He is threatening to stand over me in his yellow Media Little League t-shirt if I do not behave myself. He knows it's the one Tshirt I don't like. Why did I detest tho shirt? I have no good reasons. It just does him no favors. He wears it. All. The. Time.

Tom starts running through appropriate movie lines for when I am waking up.
"Hey. Is that a dart in your neck?" - Old School
"You mix a hell of a caucasian Jackie - Big Lebowski