Make Up Required?

One of the ladies that lives next door stopped by. I invited her in to come sit down. Ever talk to someone for 5 mins and its ok … but the next 5 mins just take the whole thing to a bizarro level? So anyhoo, she promise if they were ever going to put their place on the market, they'd come see us first. True to the word, she did. Honorable. But ya know, timing changed on our side of the fence so I play the new big S card (surgery). Next thing I know, I am getting a Mary Kay pitch. #toomuch